Dirty French: Everyday Slang From (Dirty Everyday Slang) by Adrien Clautrier

Author:Adrien Clautrier [Clautrier, Adrien]
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
Amazon: B003ODHOM2
Publisher: Ulysses Press
Published: 2009-06-01T22:00:00+00:00

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le soixante-neuf

MULTIPLE ORGASMS〉〉〉

I’m gonna...

Je vais...

orgasm

jouir

ejaculate

éjaculer

shoot my load

lâcher la marchandise

blow my wad

envoyer la purée

bust my nut

balancer la sauce

squirt

gicler

let go

décharger

titty-fucking

la branlette espagnole

Literal y, “a Spanish hand job”

bondage/S&M

le bondage/S&M

anal penetration

la pénétration anale

sodomy

la sodomie

enema

un lavement

facial

l’éjac’ faciale

A bit of sage advice for men from the French

philosophical tradition:

When everything’s going wrong, treat yourself to a facial.

Quand tout va mal, éjac’ faciale.

I’m coming!

Je jouis!

Grab some rubbers and memorize this section, because the only thing worse than not having a condom when you want to screw would be having to thumb through this chapter in the heat of the moment just to figure out how to tel your lover “Je jouis! Je jouis! Je jouis!”

I really like that!

J’aime beaucoup ça!

That’s great!

C’est vraiment bon!

Are you getting hot?

Ça t’excite?

I’m totally drenched.

Je mouil e comme une fol e.

“I’m as wet as a crazy lady.”

Damn, girl, I’m getting hard.

Oh putain, je commence à bander.

Do you have a condom?

Tu as un préservatif?

I want to cum.

Je veux jouir.

I’m about to cum.

Je suis sur le point de jouir.

I’m coming!

Je jouis!

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